
There is no way you don't adore me. Full-on ADORE ME. Because yes, I've been blessed with a button nose and blue eyes and these 2 dimpley cheeks here, but I know that heart-wrenching adoration requires more than my good looks. That's why I will roll up my sleeves and work for your love. Do you not see the light reflecting off the floor and those shiny stoves back there? Work, baby!
What is probably closer to the truth:
Mom! You said I could watch Dora, now can you please put the camera away, get me a snack...I'm thinking yogurt today...and turn the TV on. Pleeeease!
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