A few weeks ago, close became on top of. Certain areas of the company are now under construction and as a result Stacy and I became refugees, relocated to a small conference room on the other side of the office for about 2 months.

I took this picture of Stacy and our...stuff...to show a friend of ours that we weren't exaggerating when we said we basically sat on top of each other. Upon closer inspection I realized that the sqaure foot of table we each have as a work space can quickly become a complete disaster. Also, we consume a ridiculous amount of beverages.
Today, the excessive number of cups, plus the fact that I'd lost my mind, resulted in Stacy asking, "Is this mine?" We'd recently come back from The Coffee Bean, she with a medium coffee, me with a small americano. With eyes glued to my monitor, my right hand had reached out and grabbed the wrong coffee, leaving my small cup on her side of the table. As I'd gulped down that sip of coffee, I had thought to myself that it tasted strangely different than the previous sips, but clearly I'm very busy and important...too busy and important to pause and wonder why exactly my tastebuds were telling me something was wrong.
Stacy: Is this mine?
Me: Whaaa?
Stacy: Huh?
Me: Oh, for crying out loud. I just drank your coffee! Sowrry!
Cups are exchanged and then Stacy removes the plastic lid and tosses it in the trash.
Stacy: It's not that I think you're yucky, I just don't want to take any chances with getting sick.
Me: I'm not at all offended. I drank your coffee because I'm a brainless imbecile right now, so you do what you gotta do.
Stacy giggles and seems to be inspecting for any cooties that may have jumped from lid to cup. I pretend not to notice and secretly wonder if it's because my lips feel particularly dry just then... Do they look as dry as they feel? Can she tell? And where's my bleep-bleep lip balm gone to?!
Me: No wonder it tasted funny...it had Splenda in it!...yuck!...and non-dairy creamer!...ugh!
Stacy: AND I have the tickle of a sore throat! Hahahaha! That'll really teach ya!
I guess this means that we're extremely close friends, but not to the point of sharing hot caffeinated beverages. Considering our current arrangement of sharing whatever is on our monitors, whatever is said during phone calls, every yawn and outburst of frustration, and that - horror of horrors - there is someone there to watch you as your mind goes blank and you stare at the wall...well, I'm ok that we appear to have drawn the line at beverage swapping. I really do hate Splenda and non-dairy creamer.
3 comments:
Hahaha. I can totally picture that. And, I don't blame you for the distate of the Bean's non-dairy creamer. I used to use it but 'twas definitely not the best. Btw, loving all the new posts!! It makes waking up to sleeting rain today so. much. better.
AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!
I'm sorry dude. Let me just reiterate: YOU ARE NOT YUCKY!!! When I am once again at optimal health, I will gladly to swap sips of any drink with you (esp. if drink is booze-filled).
Seriously, you are the best office-wife I've ever had. And I'm so glad I dumped my office-husband for you (we are totally office-lesbos)! There's no one on whose lap I'd rather sit. XOXOXO
Ah. The good old days.
Le sigh.
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